It really happens in real life...

Sorry for the hiatus, the economy is bad and apparently all the funny people can’t afford to eat out. Jk ;]

Male Friend: “So my daughter is going to be 9.”
Girlfriend: “I thought your daughter was older?”
Male Friend: “I have one that’s 21 also.”
Girlfriend: “How many kids do you have?!”
Boyfriend: “I’m mad that you’d even say something like that. You act like my friend has a bunch of random kids everywhere.”

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(a few minutes later)

Male friend: “So this lady thinks that I’m the father of her kid.”
Girlfriend: “You need to at least be with her when she delivers it and you know for sure if it is yours of not. No one should have to go through that alone.”
Boyfriend: “Geez you act like he’s never been through this before!!”
Male Friend: “Yeah, the last one thought it was mine but it turned out not to be.”