-“What’s more important, eating dinner or the Laker game?”
(There was no response from the other person, so I think we can all assume the latter.)

-“You’re a manwhore!!”
(Said following a guy taking his shirt off in the middle of dinner. It was a dare, by the way.)

-Guy 1: “I think I was drunk that night.”
Guy 2: “But you’re always drunk.”

-“How do you spell ‘left’ not like my ‘left’ hand but like, I ‘left’ to go somewhere.”